*Nobody gives a short about bios. so here are some funny bits I made up that show what I can do.
(but if you really must, a short bio at bottom of page.)
"Chicagoese Language Lab"
A class on how to talk like you are from here.
"I'm In Love with the Luna Carpet Girl"
Most people get TV crushes on celebrities: not me, I fell for a local carpet company spokesperson.
Chestnuts roasting on an open band.
A little talk I gave on Theater of the Mind
Nick Sanabria bio lite:
VOICE GUY: SAG-AFTRA. Years of experience, Nationals, etc. Big voices, Character, Promo, Improv, funny stuff.
STUDIO GUY: Owns full service studio, Radio City Recording & Audio; formerly two locations downtown. Relevance: I can produce finished, air-ready files with no dogs barking in the background.
MUSIC GUY: Guitar/Bass/Midi: Toured with Tanya Tucker; jingles (I know, what are those?) and albums of original music and naughty songs. Relevance: I bring timing and musicality to a read.
COPYWRITER: Leo Burnett: (no, years ago) Relevance: another set of ears when something isn't working.
ARTIST: I know......who cares? Not relevant.
If you seriously need an actual resume, contact me: email@example.com and I will send one, along with a link to my website of vulgar songs and comedy bits that you have to swear to never show your client.
"Jack Webb on Comedy"